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Oprah Won’t Interview Sarah Palin Until After The Election

Oprah Winfrey created some controversy this morning when the Drudge Report posted that Oprah, a vocal supporter of Barack Obama, is refusing to have Governor Palin on her show. Oprah fired off a statement to TMZ this afternoon denying the claims: “The item in today’s Drudge Report is categorically untrue. There has been absolutely no discussion [...]

Caroline D’amore Rocks A Bikini

I have no idea who this chick is, but she’s all over the internet today looking hot in a bikini, while looking somewhat retarded in the face.

Kim Kardashian Wants To Be A Singer

Hey why not? If Heidi Montag can do it, so can a lobotomized monkey snorting crack. Her thing can be putting the mic up to her gi-normous ass after a huge mexican meal, singing such hits as Chocolate Rain, or a sequel to Candle In The Wind titled “Blowing Out That Candle In The Wind With [...]

Sienna Miller Wrecks Every Home In Britain, Then Leaves

Actress SIENNA MILLER has decided to move away from Britain, following a barrage of negative press over her relationship with married actor BALTHAZAR GETTY. Seems there were no more homes to wreck and it really got weird in that country as she stole every British woman’s man. A woman in London claims that she went [...]

Jillian Grace Gives Birth to David Spade’s Spawn

We told you awhile back about how avid Spade somehow managed to knock up a playmate. Yeah, we’re still shocked about that ourselves. I always pictured him getting laid in his own bathroom with the TP tube. Well, David Spade is the father of a baby girl born last week in Missouri to Playboy Playmate Jillian [...]

Katie Price Designs Clothing For Horses

Katie Price has premiered her new line of clothing for horses. It includes blankets and brides. All in pink! which is weird enough, but what the hell is wrong with her face? She looks like she just tasted ass, which she probably did. Now, onto bigger issues, like which one is the horse?

Pamela Anderson & Michael Jackson Dating?

wtf? Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly dating, according to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and apparently hit it off. I thought he pretty much had a vagina these days. I guess they could scissor each other to death. Which would be interesting because I’ve never seen two facially [...]

Christina Ricci In A Bikini

I have a thing for Christina Ricci. She’s so damn cute. I asked for an autograph once and she kicked me in my nuts. I think that’s when I fell for her. Hard-on and ball pain at the same time is an odd thing. I felt like we were married.

Blake Lively Forgot Her Pants

Here she is outside the David Letterman show without any pants on showing off her long sexy legs. I hope this becomes a new trend. Cuz this is how I picture her walking around my place…In my dreams of course.

Joan Rivers Attacks Angelina Jolie In T.V. Interview

Comedian and year round plastic faced dummy Joan Rivers talked some crap about ANGELINA JOLIE, calling the actress “stupid”. And Rivers didn’t let it end there and didn’t hold back. She told reporters: “Well, I’ve worked with stupid actresses - I’ve worked with Angelina Jolie - she saw a sign that said ‘WET FLOOR’ one time, [...]